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“I think I was in love once.”

“Really? What was her name?”

“I don’t remember.”

“That’s not a good start, but keep going…”

“She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.”

“I’m pretty sure that’s not love.”

“Damn it!”

- Brian Fontana and Ron Burgundy, Anchorman