A PuPu Platter Post...

Overheard ---

or because she's been knocking boots - bumpin' uglies if you will...
you are too much...
I don't care if that didn't make you laugh - I am giggling like a school girl'...

Why are all my friends a holes?

Is it 'the holidays' yet? ---

I am off the entire week of Thanksgiving. In December my last day of work is the 19th and I don't go back until January 5th. It's one of the sweetest things ever.

Speaking of 'the holidays' ---

I am going to throw this out there. If anyone is thinking about something to get me for Christmas I have a suggestion. There is nothing I'd like more than a bidet. I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'...

How not to motivate someone to go somewhere ---

So we are looking to fill an empty seat at a table for a wedding? Would you want to go?

That's how sad and pathetic people think I am. I am being considered for seat filling duties... I love it... = )

Links ---

Life of Reilly - Rick Reilly & Barack Obama play fantasy football...

I was watching this video and one of the comments said, "whorish but courteous lady in the St Louis area looking for a beautiful man who knows how to please a woman!" Just what every man is looking for.