Overheard...

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.

My underwear smells like fireworks.

I got Rick Rolled in the bathroom.

Lots of pretty girls. is that why you watch this show?
No, there are pretty girls everywhere you look.

Lots of boobs, is that why you watch this show?
No, there are boobs everywhere. Every second person has them.

I am going to make some woman miserable someday. It is going to be great!