Collection from the Overheard Archives...

I used to have fantasies that my parents would get remarried and have hot step
daughters not related to me.

I am going to get into hip hop...Every time I hear it I like it...Its got the
beats that make me go BOOM...

You know how it is when you have a car full of pizzas - it's a sweaty ride...

#1: oh yes, i forgot there was a set up involved...
#2: I did not have a chance to go meet her though...
#2: I'm kind of glad - That would have been weird... I don't do well in those
situations...By 'those situations' I mean talking to girls...
#1: You are too funny...I am sitting at my desk laughing out loud...People think
I'm crazy

Why do you always have to talk about porn balls?

I am not a long term kind of gal...

It's not a bad thing to be in college & have Alyssa Milano knocking at your
door...
No kidding - when I was in college I was glad to have Di-a-Rhea knocking at our
door...
Please tell me that's going on your Blog...

Person #1 --- Do you want to touch it?
Person #2 --- Not again...

I am not dreamy enough to be a stalker...

I don't see a crease. I see a bulge but I am not seeing a crease...

Flannie isn't here. He can bone it up...

He's got his head in his thing because he has four ladies...

Maybe your group needs to be bi-sexual...

Stop! We need to have a bonding of the penises(us)(i) (not sure what the plural
is) right here right now...

I wanted to give it to her...

It must burn deep, deep in your loins...

Phone rings...
Person #1 - Who is it?
Person #2 - Booty call...
Person #1 - Isn't it a little early? It's only 9:00...
Person #2 - It's a Christian booty call. Gotta be done by 11:00...

I don't like what she's wearing...It makes her look too jugsy...

I go out of my way not to talk to white sweater...I don't even want to mess with
that...She'll ruin my life...

Person#1 - And you didn't even hit that...
Person #2 - Don't ever talk to your youth pastor like that again...

I am not sure how I feel about them teaching 8 year olds these pump and thrust
dances...

Keith, I mean this in the least gay way possible - I would love to watch The
Notebook with you...

I can't wait until you're 18 so we can hangout or ---- something...

I would put Helen Hunt's kids through college.

I think when you start writing checks to The Pace, you need to look in the mirror and admit to having a problem.

Person #1 - That guy was soooo baked...
Person #2 - Now that's community...

She didn't get any uglier...

Person #1 - Yeah, these four old guys came in tonight with this 16 year old girl...
Person #2 - I was going to call the cops but she looked like she was having fun...