From the Archives...

The other day I stumbled upon the original 'Keith Chronicles' that 'aired' from January of 2005 through April of 2007. I am going to share some of my favorite entries over the next few days...

Random Archived Overheard ---

K: Trump, we gonna rock that ganj at Dave on Thursday?
T: When in Rome...

'I remember you asking for two legs and a biscuit but I don't remember promising
you two legs and a biscuit'...

Random Archived Post ---

Fun with 'Episode III'... Originally posted 9/10/05...

Cast -Chancellor - Steinbrenner...
Anakin - Me...
Obi Wan - Shawn...
Mace Windu - Jim Hendry...
Yoda - Playing himself...

OBI-WAN: With all due respect, Master, is he not the Chosen One? Is he not to
destroy the curse and bring balance to the Cubs?
MACE: So the prophecy says.
YODA: A prophecy . . . that misread could have been.

Chancellor: Every single Cub, including your friend Mark Prior, is now an enemy
of the Evil Empire.
Anakin Skywalker: I understand...

Obi-Wan: You were The Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy and end the
Cubs' curse, not join the dark side! It was you who would bring balance to the
Cubs franchise, not leave it in Darkness!
Obi-Wan: You have allowed this dark lord Steinbrenner to twist your mind and now
you have become the very thing you swore to destroy...
Anakin Skywalker: Don't lecture me Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Cubs.
I do not fear the dark side as you do... I have peace, freedom and World Series
titles with my new Empire...
Obi-Wan: Your new Empire?
Anakin Skywalker: If you're not with me, then you are my enemy.
Obi-Wan: Only a Yankee fan deals in absolutes....
Obi-Wan: Anakin... My allegiance is to the Cubs, to those loveable losers who
own their own tickets scalping business and rip off their fans!